At My Age, No One Is Married,

Let's Be Reasonable And Add An Eighth Day To The Week That Is Devoted Exclusively To Reading.

Once, My Little Sister Was Walking Down The Street In Her Thick Black Glasses, And A Homeless Man Muttered, Talk Nerdy To Me.

Basically My New Litmus Test For People Is, Do They Make Me Hear About A Blow Job They Gave In The First Ten Minutes Of Us Talking? And If They Didn't Then I Can Feel Excited.

I Quit Acting When I Was 11 Because I Was Cast As A Bouncing Ball In 'alice In Wonderland,' And I Felt Slighted And Wounded.

You Know, I Always Think Of Myself As Sort Of Ready For Every Criticism.