As We Must Account For Every Idle

The Handshake Of The Host Affects The Taste Of The Roast

None But The Well-bred Man Knows How To Confess A Fault, Or Acknowledge Himself In An Error.

This Gave Me Occasion To Observe, That When Men Are Employ'd They Are Best Contented. For On The Days They Work'd They Were Good-natur'd And Chearful; And With The Consciousness Of Having Done A Good Days Work They Spent The Evenings Jollily; But On The Idle Days They Were Mutinous And Quarrelsome, Finding Fault With Their Pork, The Bread, And In Continual Ill-humour. (autobiography, 1771)

In Rivers And Bad Governments The Lightest Things Swim At Top.

Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Likes To See Us Happy.