As Pathetic As It Was, She'd Rather

She Figured If You Weren't Woman Enough To Carry Your Doughnuts With Pride, You Shouldn't Be Eating Them.

I Am Seventeen. The Good Things About Seventeen Is That You’re Not Sixteen. Sixteen Goes With The Word Sweet, And I Am So Far From Sweet.

It's So Trendy, Almost Bleeding To Death. All The Cool Girls Are Doing It.

When I First Heard The Word Existential, I Didn't Know What It Meant. But Then I Found Out That No One Knows What It Means, So Now I Use It All The Time.

Roger Collins Wasn't The Most Popular Teacher At School Only Because He Was Interesting In Class. In Fact, Most Of The Girls Would Have Loved A Little After-class Attention From This Teacher.