As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

My Interesting Diet Tips Are Eat Early And Don't Nosh Between Meals. I Mean, I Can Pack It Away.

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.