As A Work Of Art, It Reminds

All I Can Do Is Turn A Phrase Until It Catches The Light.

They Had A... Dog Called Bluey. A Know Psychopath, Bluey Would Attack Himself If Nothing Else Was Available.

Being Young Is Wonderful. But One Of The Secrets Of Being A Human Individual - A Mature Human Individual Shall We Put It Rather Grandly - Is That You Can See This Desire In Perspective.

A Sceptic Finds Dallas Absurd. A Cynic Thinks The Public Doesn't

"nationwide" Featured An Amazing Collection Of Apprentice Impersonators. From All Over Britain, Schoolchildren Materialised Via Local Studios To Give Us Their Imitations Of The Mighty. There Were At Least Three Uncannily Accurate Margaret Thatchers, Their Eyelids Fatigued With Condescension And Their Voices Swooping And Whining Like Dive-bombers.