As A Teenager, My Favourite Rejection Was,

My Boyfriend Is Jewish, And He Calls Himself A Kike Every Five Seconds.

You Have To Excuse Me Because I Am A Teenager, So I'm Allowed To Sound Illiterate And Make Stupid Comments Like 'i'm Not Into Hard-core Feminism.'

To Play Someone Who Is Who They Are Because Of The Happiness And Contentedness That They've Known In Their Life Is Interesting Because Of Sort Of How Banal It Is.

If Anyone Ever Saw Me Dance, They'd Have Trouble Taking Me Seriously.

I'm Incredibly Naive.