As A Child, My Number One Best

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

Enter My First Neighbor - A Woman Who Spoke In Complete, Coherent Sentences, Who Ate With A Knife And Fork And Who Only Cried At Weddings. I Couldn't Help Myself. In A Dramatic Gesture, I Bolted The Door And Threw My Body Across It To Prevent Her Exit. She Understood.

People Usually Survive Their Illnesses, But The Paper Work Eventually Does Them In. Filing A Claim For Insurance Is Terminal.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.