Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically,

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?

A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.