Art... Does Not Take Kindly To Facts,

There Is Nothing In The World So Incomprehensible As The Joke We Do Not See.

Humor Hardens The Heart, At Least To The Point Of Sanity.

When The Milk Of Human Kindness Turns Sour, It Is A Singularly Unpalatable Draught.

He Is Your Friend, Your Partner, Your Defender, Your Dog. You Are His Life, His Love, His Leader. He Will Be Yours, Faithful And True, To The Last Beat Of His Heart. You Owe It To Him To Be Worthy Of Such Devotion. Our Dogs Will Love And Admire The Meanest Of Us, And Feed Our Colossal Vanity With Their Uncritical Homage.

There Are Few Things More Wearisome In A Fairly Fatiguing Life Than The Monotonous Repetition Of A Phrase Which Catches And Holds The Public Fancy By Virtue Of Its Total Lack Of Significance.