Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring

Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

The Advice I Would Give To Someone Is To Not Take Anyone’s Advice.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.