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This Stuff They Are Talking Here In Congress Costs The People Of The United States $44 A Page. That's Beside What It Costs To Ship It To The Asylums Where It's Read.

If We Got One-tenth Of What Was Promised To Us In These Acceptance Speeches There Wouldn't Be Any Inducement To Go To Heaven.

If This Depression Stays With Us, The Loser Tuesday Is Going To Be The Winner.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.