Anyone Who Thinks He Has A Better

Feminism Is The Result Of A Few Ignorant And Literal-minded Women Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag About Which Is The Superior Sex. Once Women Made It Public That They Could Do Things Better Than Men, They Were, Of Course, Forced To Do Them.

Never Serve Oysters In A Month That Has No Paycheck In It.

There's Something About Marxism That Brings Out Warts; The Only Kind Of Growth This Economic System Encourages.

A Woman Should Dress To Attract Attention. To Attract The Most Attention, A Woman Should Be Either Nude, Or Wearing Something As Expensive As Getting Her Nude Is Going To Be.

Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin.