Anyone Who's Been Poor And Gets Rich

It Is 10 Years Since I Used Drugs Or Drank Alcohol And My Life Has Improved Immeasurably. I Have A Job, A House, A Cat, Good Friendships And Generally A Bright Outlook.

My Life Is Just A Series Of Embarrassing Incidents Strung Together By Telling People About Those Embarrassing Incidents.

The Best Thing You Can Do Is Fall In Love. My Life Has Been Changed By Falling In Love.

The Need To Find Out What Will Happen If I Don't Relent Or Moderate My Actions Has Been A Constant Source Of Difficulty And Discomfort In My Life.

I'm Buying Things For People I Don't Even Know. I'm Like Willy Wonka, But More Manipulative. Imagine If Willy Wonka Had A Devious Goal.