Anyone Who Campaigns For Public Office Becomes

Sex And Religion Are Closer To Each Other Than Either Might Prefer.

It's Wrong To Deprive Someone Else Of A Pleasure So That You Can Enjoy One Yourself, But To Deprive Yourself Of A Pleasure So That You Can Add To Someone Else's Enjoyment Is An Act Of Humanity By Which You Always Gain More Than You Lose.

It Is Only Natural, Of Course, That Each Man Should Think His Own Opinions Best: The Crow Loves His Fledgling, And The Ape His Cub.

It Is Possible To Live For The Next Life And Still Be Merry In This.

Every Tribulation Which Ever Comes Our Way Either Is Sent To Be Medicinal, If We Will Take It As Such, Or May Become Medicinal, If We Will Make It Such, Or Is Better Than Medicinal, Unless We Forsake It.