Anyone Who Believes What A Cat Tells

The Stuff You Bring Back From Dreams Is Free.

Google Can Bring You Back 100,000 Answers. A Librarian Can Bring You Back The Right One.

Books Were Safer Than Other People Anyway.

Firstly, There No Such Person As Death. Second, Death's This Tall Guy With A Bone Face, Like A Skeletal Monk, With A Scythe And An Hourglass And A Big White Horse And A Penchant For Playing Chess With Scandinavians. Third, He Doesn't Exist Either.

They Could Not Truly Look Dead, Because They Did Not Ever Look Alive.