Anger Is Always - Always - Fear

The Delusion That One's Sexual Pattern Is The Only Right Way To Be Is Probably The Single Most Common Sexual-psychosis Syndrome Of This Era, And It Is Virtually Almost Always The Victim's Fault. You Cannot Acquire This Delusion By Observing Reality.

Some Guys Step On A Rake In The Dark, And Get Mad And Go Punch Somebody. Others Step On A Rake In The Dark And Fall Down Laughing At Themselves. I Know Which Kind Of Guy I'd Rather Be. So Do My Friends.

To All The Callahan's Places There Ever Were Or Ever Will Be, Whatever They May Be Called — And To All The Merry Maniacs And Happy Fools Who Are Fortunate Enough To Stumble Into One: May None Of Them Arrive Too Late!

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

God Is An Iron... And That's A Hot One.