Anger And Embarrassment Are Often Neighbors.

If Your Career Is A Bad Boyfriend, It Is Healthy To Remember You Can Always Leave And Go Sleep With Somebody Else.

Telling Me To Relax Or Smile When I'm Angry Is Like Bringing A Birthday Cake Into An Ape Sanctuary. You're Just Asking To Get Your Nose And Genitals Bitten Off.

It Is Time To Leave. Oprah Has Spoken.

Whenever I Read Stories Of People Doing Huge Pranks On Set, All I Think Is, 'these People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.' Besides, I Don't Want To Make Some Poor Assistant Clean Up Someone's Trailer After I've Filled It With, Say, Cadbury Eggs. See? I Can't Even Think Of A Good Prank.

We [with Les Charles] Started Talking About Hotel Stories, And We Found That A Lot Of The Action Was Happening In The Hotel Bar. We Actually Thought Of That While We Were In A Bar: "why Would Anyone Ever Leave Here?"