And When I Was In The Trunk,

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.

I Exchanged My Flannel Shirt For A Rangers Jersey And Zapped The Television On. Probably I Should Make More Phone Calls, But The Rangers Were Playing And Priorities Were Priorities.

He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Ranger Is An Unusual Name," She Managed. "is It A Nickname?" It's A Street Name," Ranger Said. "i Was A Ranger In The Army." I Heard About Them Rangers On Tv," Grandma Said. "i Heard They Get Dogs Pregnant." My Father's Mouth Dropped Open And A Piece Of Ham Fell Out. My Mother Froze, Her Fork Poised In Midair. That's Sort Of A Joke," I Told Grandma. "rangers Don't Get Dogs Pregnant In Real Life." I Looked At Ranger For Corroboration And Got Another Smile.

Are We Fighting?" I Asked Morelli. "no. Were Discussing." "are You Sure?" "am I Yelling?" Morelli Asked. "is My Face Purple? Are The Cords On My Neck Standing Out? Am I Waving My Arms Around?" "no." "the Were Not Fighting.