And It Is The Way With Us

Ah, Caviar! I Keep On Eating It, But Can Never Get My Fill. Like Olives. It's A Lucky Thing It's Not Salty.

Money, Like Vodka, Turns A Person Into An Eccentric.

Once A Man Gets A Fixed Idea, There's Nothing To Be Done.

If You Cry 'forward', You Must Without Fail Make Plain In What Direction To Go.

I Feel More Confident And More Satisfied When I Reflect That I Have Two Professions And Not One. Medicine Is My Lawful Wife And Literature Is My Mistress. When I Get Tired Of One I Spend The Night With The Other. Though It's Disorderly It's Not So Dull, And Besides, Neither Really Loses Anything, Through My Infidelity.