And Even If You Get Shot By

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John Kerry Proposing To Her.

All You Crazy White People "i'm American!", All You Did Was Come Out Of Your Mother's Pussy On American Soil. That's It. That's It! What, You Think You're Better Than Somebody From France 'cause You Came Out Of A Pussy In Detroit?

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.