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If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.