An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.