Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

I Ran Into Woody Allen Shooting A Movie On My Block. I Can't Believe This Is My Life!

I Either Wrote At The End Of The Night Or Sometimes In The Morning. Sometimes They Were Full Entries, Or Others I Just Wrote Notes About Things That Happened That Day Or Funny Thoughts I'd Had. If I Had A Truly Eventful Day, I'd Take The Time To Write It All Down In Great Detail. I Edited A Lot Of Content Out Once It Was All Finished - There Was Way Too Much, And I Didn't Want To Bore Anyone. I Like To Keep The Book [superficial: More Adventures From The Andy Cohen Diaries] Moving At A Fast Pace.

When You're Taking Your One-thousandth Selfie Of The Day That Might Be The Moment You Try To Kill The Person By Lethal Hugging!

I Absolutely Love Low-key Restaurants.