American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is

Give Her A Day, And Then In Return Momma Gives You The Other 364.

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

A Company Is Known By The People It Keeps.

I Know Things Are Going To Get Better In Spite Of Both Sides. Then When Things Do Get Better, Then You'll Hear The Yell That Will Go Up. The Democrats Will Swear That Recovery Was Due To Them. Now The Republicans, They'll Say It Was Due To Them. Nobody Wanted To Claim The Credit For The Country Blowing Up, But Wait Until It Starts Picking Up And They'll Both Be On It Then. See?

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.