America Is A Great Disappointment To Me.

We Used To Build Civilizations. Now We Build Shopping Malls.

We Forget Just How Painfully Dim The World Was Before Electricity. A Candle, A Good Candle, Provides Barely A Hundredth Of The Illumination Of A Single 100 Watt Light Bulb.

Christmas Tree Stands Are The Work Of The Devil And They Want You Dead.

Physicists Are Atoms' Way Of Thinking About Atoms.

Most Big Companies Don't Like You Very Much, Except Hotels, Airlines And Microsoft, Which Don't Like You At All.