Amazing That The Human Race Has Taken

Arrogance Rides Triumphantly Through The Gates, Barely Glancing At The Old Woman About To Cut The Rope And Spring Shut The Trap.

Finding A Thought For An Aphorism Is Not Hard. Putting A Kink In Its Tail Is The Hard Part.

The Aphorist Is A Hit And Run Artist.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

Living Too Long Exacts A Painful Price.