Always Try To Rub Up Against Money,

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.

You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.