Always Remember This: If You Don't Attend

The Learned Are Seldom Pretty Fellows, And In Many Cases Their Appearance Tends To Discourage A Love Of Study In The Young.

I Roll Out Of My Couch Every Morning With The More Agreeable Expectations.

Philosophy First Constructs A Scheme Of Happiness And Then Tries To Fit The World To It.

The Man Who Boasts That He Habitually Tells The Truth Is Simply A Man With No Respect For It. It Is Not A Thing To Be Thrown About Loosely, Like Small Change; It Is Something To Be Cherished And Hoarded And Disbursed Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Smallest Atom Of Truth Represents Some Man's Bitter Toil And Agony; For Every Ponderable Chunk Of It There Is A Brave Truth-seeker's Grave Upon Some Lonely Ash-dump And A Soul Roasting In Hell.

A Great Nation Is Any Mob Of People Which Produces At Least One Honest Man A Century.