Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be

The Audiences Like To Think That Satire Is Doing Something. But, In Fact, It Is Mostly To Leave Themselves Satisfied. Satisfied Rather Than Angry, Which Is What They Should Be.

Hark, The Herald Tribune Sings, Advertising Wondrous Things!

The Lord's Our Shepherd, Says The Psalm. But Just In Case, We Better Get A Bomb.

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.