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Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

Finding The Tool Is Often Half The Battle.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.