Hello, My Name Is Ees Lebkuchen Spice,

You’d Think That Silence Would Be Peaceful. But Really, It’s Painful.

I Had No Idea What I Wanted, Only That I Wanted Something, Which Is The Worst Kind Of Wanting.

I Was Sixteen And Equipped With The Appropriate Genitalia, So I Cleared That Hurdle Nicely.

My Pride Shut Me Up, My Hurt Shut Me Down, And Together They Ganged Up On My Hope And Let Her Get Away.

Love Is Tied To Truth. I Think Of Them As Unhappily Conjoined Twins.