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The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

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He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.