All I Ever Want To Do Is

Chess And Me, It's Hard To Take Them Apart. It's Like My Alter Ego.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

I Don't Like American Girls. They're Very Conceited, You Know. In Europe They're More Pleasant.

Chess Is Like War On A Board

You Can Only Get Good At Chess If You Love The Game