All I Do Is Lie, And That

I'm For Gay Elopement, Not For Gay Weddings. I've Been With My Boyfriend For Twenty Years. I Don't Feel Like That Would Validate Our Relationship In Any Way. But I Would Really Fight For Someone Else To Have The Right. Just Elope, Though, Please.

The Only Real Advice You Can Give Anyone Is To Keep Writing.

But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A Reporter, I Never Pretended To Be A Reporter.

Remember That The Most Important Thing Is To Try And Love Other People As Much As They Love You.

I'd Always Thought That I Understood This, But Lately I Realize That What I Call "understanding" Is Basically Just Fantasizing.