Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

Sometimes You Just Create A Joke Out Of Thin Air In The Editing Room. I'm Really Glad I've Had That Experience. It Gives Me A Little More Confidence In Front Of The Camera.

Chickens Are A Symbol Of Chaos. Wherever You Stick A Chicken, Unless It's A Chicken Farm, It's Just Chaos.

I'm Kind Of Embarrassed By How Quickly I Adjusted To L.a. I Really Love It. It's So Pleasant.

There Are Certain Relationships In Our Lives That Implode, And It Can Feel Really Inexplicable And Terrifying. You Don't Know Why, And Sometimes Relationships End For Reasons That One Person Keeps From The Other Person, And It's Just Totally Unclear, And It Just Goes South And It's Heartbreaking.

I Cannot Stress This Enough - If You Try To Install An Hdtv In A Non-hdtv Compatible House, You May Tear The Space-time Continuum.