Ah, Well! We Live And Learn, Or,

We All Make Mistakes, But Intelligence Enables Us To Do It On Purpose.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

Orangutans Teach Us That Looks Are Not Everything-but Warned Near It.

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.

The Chameleon's Face Reminded Aristotle Of A Baboon. Aristotle Wasn't Much Of A Looker Himself.