Ah! The Generals! They Are Numerous, But

Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

An Insult Directed At The Wicked Is Not To Be Censured; On The Contrary, The Honest Man, If He Has Sense, Can Only Applaud.

When Men Drink, Then They Are Rich And Successful And Win Lawsuits And Are Happy And Help Their Friends. Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

Old Age Is Second Childhood.

Youth Ages, Immaturity Is Outgrown, Ignorance Can Be Educated, And Drunkenness Sobered, But Stupid Lasts Forever.