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Most Americans Will Let Liberals And Conservatives Play Their Games Because Most Americans Don't Pay Attention.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.

I'm Extremely Moved By The Loving, Caring Relationship The President Always Seems To Have With His Imaginary Son.

Look, We're Americans: Optimistic, Addicted To The Quick Fix, Constantly On The Hunt For The New And Exotic. It's Much Easier For Us To Accept A Guy With A Big White Beard Hawking His Own Custom Blend Of Saw Palmetto And Squirrel Dandruff That It Is To Hear A Real Doctor Telling Us To Lay Off The Big Macs, And Get Off Our Fat Asses And Take A Walk Every Decade Or So.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.