After I Retired And Came Off The

If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd Figure Her Career Was As Dead As Mine!

Me And Jesus Got Our Own Thing Going On. We Don't Need Anybody To Tell Us What It's All About.

I Don't Know Why Songwriters Struggle. They Have To, I Guess. If You're A Young Songwriter, Quit Struggling. It Makes You Look Bad.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.