Adore, V.t. To Venerate Expectantly.

Liar, N. One Who Tells An Unpleasant Truth.

Story, N. A Narrative, Commonly Untrue.

Zeus /n./ The Chief Of Grecian Gods, Adored By The Romans As Jupiter And By The Modern Americans As God, Gold, Mob And Dog.

Telescope, N. A Device Having A Relation To The Eye Similar To That Of The Telephone To The Ear, Enabling Distant Objects To Plague Us With A Multitude Of Needless Details. Luckily It Is Unprovided With A Bell Summoning Us To The Sacrifice.

Intimacy, N. A Relation Into Which Fools Are Providentially Drawn For Their Mutual Destruction.