Actors Are Just Entertainers, Even The Serious

Before Michael Caine You Had To Have Been In The Raf To Be An Actor.

Actors Are Just Entertainers, Even The Serious Ones. That's All An Actor Is. He's Like A Serious Bruce Forsyth.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.

I'd Say I Am Partial To Women.

One Of The Things I've Realised Is That I Am Very Simple. My Wife Asked Me Once If I Loved Her. I Said: 'look Love, I'm A Simple Man. I Love You. End Of Story.' But I Guess You Gotta Keep Saying It With Women. I Guess She Needed Reassurance.