Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

Saturday Comes Again, Welcome Or Not, It Comes Again Like It Always Does, Welcome Or Not, Wanted Or Not, Another Judgment Day - The Chance To Be Saved, The Chance To Be Damned.