A Woman's Mind Is As Complex As

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."

I Don't Like The Beach. I Think We Have No Business At The Beach At All, As A Species. We Don't Belong In The Sea. The Sea Is Full Of Things That Bite Us, Sting Us, Hurt The Soles Of Our Feet, And It's Extremely Cold. When Are We Gonna Take The Hint That The Things That Live In The Sea Don't Like Us?

There's Nothing Better Than A Fight, Especially When You're Watching It From A Safe Place. You Can Yell Encouragement! Hit Him With The Left, He's A Big Jessie!

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.