A Woman Doing Comedy Doesn't Offend Me,

When I Hit Around 65, 66, I Started To Feel Tremendous Worth And Incredible Personal Esteem. I Was Becoming Very Cognisant Of My Contribution To The American Spirit Of Helping Your Fellow Man And All Of The Good Stuff.

I Have Nothing Against Women. As A Matter Of Fact There's Something About Them That I Love, But I Just Can't Put My Finger On It.

If I've Learned Anything In The More Than 50 Years That I've Led Mda, It's That The Generosity Of The American People Knows No Bounds. I'm Sure That With Their Fellow Citizens In Such Dire Need, They'll Dig Deep And Do Everything They Can To Help. I'm Hopeful That Many People Will Be Willing To Make Two Phone Calls And Donate To Both Causes.

Adrenaline Is Wonderful. It Covers Pain. It Covers Dementia. It Covers Everything.

If You're An Old Pro, You Know How Well You're Doing When You're Doing It, And Your Inner Government Spanks You If You're Not Doing Well.