A Wolf Eats Sheep But Now And

When The Well Is Dry, People Know The Worth Of Water. [so Appreciate What You Have While You Have It]

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

He That Is Good For Making Excuses Is Seldom Good For Anything Else.

When Men And Woman Die, As Poets Sung, His Heart's The Last Part Moves, Her Last, The Tongue.

He That Pays For Work Before It's Done, Has But A Pennyworth For Two Pence.