A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine;

Friendship Is Like Earthenware, Once Broken, It Can Be Mended; Love Is Like A Mirror, Once Broken That Ends It.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

Silence Is Said To Be Golden, But The Best Fools The World Has Ever Produced Had Nothing To Say On The Subject

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.