A Sense Of Humor Is A Major

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.

Character Is What Emerges From All The Little Things You Were Too Busy To Do Yesterday, But Did Anyway.

When You Let Money Speak For You, It Drowns Out Anything Else You Meant To Say.

Minor Vices Lead To Major Ones, But Minor Virtues Stay Put.