A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.