A Pessimist Is A Man Who Has

It's Pretty Hard To Be Efficient Without Being Obnoxious.

Righteous Indignation: Your Own Wrath As Opposed To The Shocking Bad Temper Of Others

A Committee Is A Thing Which Takes A Week To Do What One Good Man Can Do In An Hour.

Dignity Is A Mask We Wear To Hide Our Ignorance.

Every Man Is A Damn Fool For At Least Five Minutes Every Day; Wisdom Consists In Not Exceeding The Limit.