A Modern Gentleman [rich Person] Is Necessarily

If There Is Anything I Hate In A Woman, It's Want Of Character.

I Was Told That My Diet Was So Poor That I Could Not Repair The Bones That Were Broken And Operated On. So I Have Just Had An Xradiograph Taken; And Lo! Perfectly Mended Solid Bone So Beautifully White That I Have Left Instructions That, If I Die, A Glove Stretcher Is To Be Made Of Me And Sent To You As A Souvenir

You Can Always Tell An Old Soldier By The Inside Of His Holsters And Cartridge Boxes. The Young Ones Carry Pistols And Cartridges; The Old Ones, Grub.

Baseball Has The Great Advantage Over Cricket Of Being Sooner Ended.

There Is Only One Person An English Girl Hates More Than She Hates Her Elder Sister; And That Is Her Mother.